03 May 2006:
The wonder that is computer tech support:
Kirk Palmer: Plese delete the files which you are unable to delete.
31 May 2006:
Bryant:
"Dollar Dreams"? What is that? Some kind of whorehouse?
Sparky Anderson:
"Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earings!"
Johnny Damon:
"Hi. I'm Johnny Damon. And you're watching YES on Eastern Connecticut TV."
Me:

"Never! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"