03 May 2006:
The wonder that is computer tech support:
Kirk Palmer: Plese delete the files which you are unable to delete.
31 May 2006:
Bryant:"Dollar Dreams"? What is that? Some kind of whorehouse?
Sparky Anderson: "Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earings!"
Johnny Damon:"Hi. I'm Johnny Damon. And you're watching YES on Eastern Connecticut TV."
Me:"Never! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"