20 October 2007
Jesus: I would love to help you with that question, but unfortunately Newegg employees such as myself aren't technically certified, and cannot offer such support.
bry: jesus
bry: i go to church every sunday
bry: you are the son of god
bry: do you not know any computers?
bry: how can this be?
bry: jesus doesn't know about computers
Jesus: lol
bry: alright i'm out i'll find another company
bry: where does god work
bry: tiger direct?
Jesus: Do you have any other questions, or is there anything else I can assist you with today?
bry: maybe he can get me a deal on a new motherboard
"I had a vegan brownie, fair trade coffee, and have spent the last two hours listening to music featuring acoustic guitar. I'd better get out of this coffee shop before I stop bathing and start burning patchouli incense."
Josh: "I remember the last time I was on a submarine and got cut in half."
Brian: Hey, Andy! (Points to photo in the newspaper of a black man) What's this guy saying?
Andy: <Deep Basso Voice> We are free!
Brian: (Points to another photo in the newspaper of another black man) And what's this guy saying?
Andy: <Deep Basso Voice> We are free!
Brian: (Points to another photo in the newspaper of a white man) And what's this guy saying?
Andy: <Southern Drawl> Dang it! They're free!
