08 January 2007
Bryant: "What would you do if you woke up in bed and the Burger King was there smiling at you?"
Seth: "I'd put a paper bag over his head and fuck him!"
Ryan: "Hey, look! There's a peach pit under this couch!"
Chris: "Don't play with that! it's been in somebody's mouth!"
Ryan: "So? My penis has been in somebody's mouth. Doesn't stop me from playing with THAT!!!"
Most intelligent sentence that I have overheard: "Like... it's kinda like... you know... I don't know."
BobB2325: "There's an MTV special on friends with benefits."
Sculldog443: "Benefits = STDs"
Sculldog443: "...and babies"
