19 August 2005:
It's happy! It's fun! It's HAPPY FUN BALL!!! Kids, Happy Fun Ball is the greatest thing to hit the toy stores since Tickle Me Elmo! The new Happy Fun Ball bounces higher and further than any other bouncy ball on the market! So pick one up today!
Warning: Do not use Happy Fun Ball on cement, asphalt, or hard surface of any other kind. If any part of Happy Fun Ball is ingested or comes into contact with your skin, seek professional medical care immediately. Failure to store Happy Fun Ball in a cool, well-ventilated room will result in explosion. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball is made entirely of a glowing, yellow substance that fell to Earth in the Nevada Desert, possibly from outer space. Happy Fun Ball is currently being deployed as a weapon against insurgents in Iraq by our Joint Military Forces.
