08 December 2005:
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc.""YOU CAN DO IT!!!" >>> CLICK HERE <<<
(Sung to the tune of Nowhere Man by The Beatles)
He's a real snow plow man
Dent your fender and garbage cans
Breaks your mailbox and blocks your car
With snow pilings
Working for the common good
Scraping streets in your neighborhood
Cleared the roads but dumped it in
Your driveway
("You bastard!")
Snow plow man keep shoving
Over time your loving
Snow plow man
Our drive to work is at your command
Driving fast in a monster truck
Like he doesn't give a *honk*
Cuts you off and blinds your vision
Totally
As your car goes crashing through
A big oak tree
"Ohhhhhhhh shit!"
Snow plow man makes my morning safe
But frightening!
"Oh my God, Bear is driving! How can that be?!" >>> CLICK HERE <<<
My favorite is the Trogan Magnum shirt! >>> CLICK HERE <<<
