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28 Feb '05:

BobB2325:Wow pepsi bottles play music now

BobB2325:id probably end up getting the one with some crappy rap song

BobB2325:fo shizzle my nizzle

Sculldog443:What the heck is a nizzle?

Sculldog443: somebody keeps calling me and hanging up after the machine picks up

Sculldog443: it's not YOU is it bob?

BobB2325: idiot

27 Feb '05:

Amylicious59:The fact that you knew that a dork was a whale cock proves that youre an even bigger one

Holl1224:u are hopin this whole gimp thing will get u an orgy

smacks237:i'm actually kinda bankin' on it

bat636:ugly people shouldn't breed.  especially when we have to witness the results.

bat636:Navigators do it from behind :-D

24 Feb '05:

Capt Szucs:  That's why I'm not a good recruiter.  'Cuz I'd never try to get you cadets to be something that you don't really wanna be.  I don't want to be sitting in the O-Club ten years from now and in staggers a drunk Captain Scully swaggerin' about goin', "AaaaYayayayyyaaa... i'M GOnNA kILl THe prIcK ThAT tOLd mE tO bE A pIlOT iF i EVeR sEe hIM agAiN.  hEy, wAiT... tHErE He iS OveR ThERe!!!"

Brendan:  Our squadron should be called 'The Winky One-Eyed Worms'.

Me:  WHAT???!!!

Julie:  And what, exactly, would you put on your shield?

Brendan:  I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking before I said that.

Dan:  Does anyone have any Chapstick?

Tracy:  Ummmm... no... but I've got chapped nipple cream.  It's basically the same thing.

Dan:  Okaaaaaaaaay... (puts nipple cream on his lips)

Matt:  Well, that's one way to apply it to her chapped nipples!

21 Feb '05:

Emmy:  I know, I'm a pain... I'm a worrier.  Deal with it!

18 Feb '05:

Tommy:  You need a vanity plate, dude!  It's a symbol of your individuality, your self-image!

Me:  MRASS?  That's the symbol of your individuality???  That's the manifestation of your self-image???  That's how you want people on the

road, your friends, your family to think of you???  As Mister Ass???

17 Feb '05:

NYRBry98:  ever write a hebbian learning program?

HeartOfTheTiger8:  a lesbian learning program?

NYRBry98:  hebb learning

NYRBry98:  its evil

NYRBry98:  i think i'm gonna hire a tutor

NYRBry98:  to get through this semester

HeartOfTheTiger8:  hire a lesbian

Me:  People who can't handle a self-reference paradox are such suckers!

Elliott: Sir, do you own a pair of spurs?

Capt Szucs: Cadet Elliott, don't come near me for the rest of the year.

Me:  Don't worry about me, my pants are filled with granola!

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