"Do you remember what you were wearing during life's greatest moments?""Nothing."e = mc^2? That was Newton's work, not Einstein's! How dumb are you?No, Einstein did energy. Newton was all about force. For example: "How hard did you hit the floor when your mother dropped you as a child?"If we keep going this way, we should hit Route 1 eventually...(The road ends)...or the road will end and we'll crash into a tree."L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very, very extraordinary E is even more than anyone that you can adore Love is all that I can give to you Love is more than just a game for two Two in love can make it Take my heart and please don't break it Love was made for me and you""Hey guys, you're scaring the straights, ok?""are you coming up?...will you make your effing messages = your messages that show when someone IMs you""i hate checking messages but i always do with you because i cant jus IM you and get an accurate account.""My ass is like a rainforest. And every once in a while, the majestic brown turtle pokes his head out!"(After getting cutoff by a woman in a mini-van going into McDonald's) "Wow, somebody's in a hurry to get fat!""ps send me a pic of you with your jizz goggles on""hahah i have to find them....for all i know mom has them in her bedroom""she found my condoms""but not my cock lasso""Yaaaay! Let's play Trap the Masshole! at 80 mph!""ok i am gonna go ice cream myself. its like watering a plant. ok... def need some now... i am not making sense!""Whatsa matter? Cat got your crotch?""My stick is sticky!""How did your stick get sticky?""I dunno. It's just the way it came.""I have a recommendation for you: Go find the nearest flagpole and unleash the wrath of your urethra upon it in an upward direction."*Burp*!"God Bless You!""Your battery isn't dead.""How do you know?""'Cuz your car's an automatic and it's not in 'Park'.""Yes I do [smell like Banana Boat]. Ow! You bit me!"
