"Keep your balls on the sand!""If I could date myself, I'd definitely be gay!""Hey, kids, who wants to see Otis' new watch?""I do! I do!""Look, Mommy! It's Barbie!"You drew me a butt?No, it's a heart!Oh. Thanks, I love your butt too.When you lifeguard, like me, the guards become your advice, your support group, your friends, and more. Just don't know what I would do without them!I don't think I've ever heard people talk so much about porn as I did tonight. Unfortunately most of it was by brother... that ain't right! And it never occured to me that we would ever ask our supervisor's advise and permission for everything, even when it comes to ordering food. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did tonight... dinner was awesome, gusy!Danielle will explain to him what sperm is!I've never seen so many boobs in once scene of a movie in my life!You've obviously haven't seen MY video collection!"No, Jess. That Jello is bad!" But, Mommmmyyyyy...Stop pushing Drunk Tina!Your flair for the creative taken an important place in your life.This is one of my favorite pictures of you!Awwwww... that's cute!Yeah, that is cute. Who's that you're sitting with?THAT'S YOU, JACKASS!!!Oh... (uncomfortable laugh)That woman from Special Investigations came over today asking about you.Oh yeah? What did you tell her?That you performed well in the Jihad, serving the cause of Allah!To talk about the hurricane's impact on New Orleans, we go no to the Army Chief of Engineers."It gon' rain! HOOAH!!!"So you comin' back here all rich now Cadet Scully?Me, Sir?Yeah, didn't you work this summer?Yes, Sir. I lifeguarded.(taken aback) Man, you'dve been better off pickin' cotton! At least then you'd get room and board!Sometimes, Matt happens!We're parking and recing!Our two most favorite things!i cant believe i just spent 2 1/2 hours looking at your website... i have to fly tomorrow!
