Popeye's is the shiznit!Mr. Perrault has two little boys.Yeah, "Daddy, come play ball with us!" "Son, I can't."Unngh. My urethrea is sandy.Somebody's gonna have to LUBE ME UP before I climb onto THAT boat!Hello, front desk? Yeah, we need a plunger in Room 121....battered for centuries by the restless motions of the sandy bottom.Wow. So that's what Dave's penis looks like.That answer is incorrect. The penalty is sodomy.Who's hungry for Hooters? I'm hungry for Hooters!(Coming out of the bathroom) My first third-term presidential act is complete!Lisa's all hole.Why am I they only one getting picked on?'Cuz you're easy!Dave's a slut!I like being a slut!Oh my God! *HACK* *HACK* I smell HORRIBLE!!!Awwwww.... poor Mary-Kate.How can you tell them apart?I can't, really. It was a 50-50 shot either way.Wet socks! Pet peeve! Wet socks! Pet peeve! Oh, God!Jesus, Scully! What the Hell are you doing?I'm cooking, bitch!I wanna ride the waves and get sand in all sorts of places. Magical places! Places where gnomes live and every once in a while their little red hats poke out!Someone can drive thereSomeone can drive backBut if they dent the carSomeone will write me a checkDid ya hear that one? That was like a depth charge!Air National Guard! *Snicker* You folks DABBLE in the art of war!What are ball bearings?Small, steel balls.Exactly. You use the balls to support a large shaft that rotates. It also doesn't hurt if you grease it up some....i'm such a dirt bag. sittin here in my boxers, drinking a 40 looking at a naked girl with braces that looks 15Eating carla...oops! i mean with...yes thats it...eating with carla..;-)I have a brand new spoken word Masterpiece. Dig my genius. It's the purest expression of the human condition. It goes something like this: AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!Took me all night to write.(I) made 7 bucks!to get off the stage...thats like two meals on the Burger King dollar menujust got done with a phone interview that ended like this: "now looking at your full name this might have been a bad day to call you, just remember to be careful and not to do anything that your going to be embarrassed about tomorrow.How come there are three of these in my box? I have NO IDEA why there are THREE of those in YOUR BOX.I've got LOTS OF THINGS in my box! I have no idea who put them there, how long they've been there, or what it is they're doing in there.:-P
